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Ricky said:
thechieftain said:
There are some farfetched deaths in the novel, I can beleive that this happened, I don’t remember it but that doesn’t mean anything.
The the hell does ”farfetched” mean? I never ran into those deaths while reading! Then again, I’ve only read up to Chi Bi. :lol:
"the the hell" :thumbsup: :roll:
read more, ricky…many f’d up deaths await.
Ricky said:
Laptop Keyboards Suck. I have to press hard to get mai words boi. :mad:
"boi". watch how you speak to your elders.
Your only gonna be a year older in a month. And I’ll keep reading when I get around to it. :)
Huo Hu
So? I’ll still be older. You will have to address me as "big guy" or "man" or "dude" but no way in hell "boy" or "boi".
Yeah there are some odd deaths in the book, I read the moss roberts abridged version, not sure if there are too many others but I assume they are mostly similiar.
thechieftain said:
Yeah there are some odd deaths in the book, I read the moss roberts abridged version, not sure if there are too many others but I assume they are mostly similiar.
Sima Zhao’s death is sickening.
I always sad when see Guan Yu death in TV series…and ZGL too, maybe even Pang Tong too…. :oops:
They death bring Shu to downfall, and that makes me sad… :cry:
DEAD FROM A NEEDLE
Stories and Folktales in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
How did Long-Winning General Zhao Yun die? It is said he was killed by his wife using a needle. Why would his wife want to kill him? Is it because his wife fell in love with another guy? No, they really love each other. So what is the reason?
Zhao’s wife’s name was Sun Ruan’er. She was very pretty, had a beautiful body, and was very outgoing. After she was married to Zhao, they often joked with each other. Zhao loved his wife also.
One time, Zhao went to a battle and did not come back until few months later. When he finally got back, his wife welcomed him. But after a while, Sun used a broom to swipe the floor. Suddenly, she used it to hit Zhao Yun and said, "How come you never return, you deserve it". Zhao Yun, on the other hand, was escaping the broom while he laughed, "Please stop, I will not do it again next time". After he pleaded a while, Lady Sun then stopped. From that time on, everytime when Zhao Yun got back, Sun would scold him badly and Zhao did not get angry at all. It is said that "hitting is a way showing close relation, and scolding is a way showing love."
One day, Zhao came back from the battlefield, Sun was very happy and heated the water so Zhao could take a bath. While she was sewing with a needle. Zhao took down his clothes and his skin was like a jade, smooth and shiny without a scar anywhere. Sun was very curious, "General, even with a jade, there is a scar somewhere, how come you don’t have any when you went to battle so many times?" Zhao was very proud, and said, "Because I have never lost a battle, and never had a scar, or why would people call me Long-Winning General?"
After Sun heard it, she smiled, "Really, you never lost a battle, I don’t believe it."
Zhao said, "Then what can make you believe it?"
Sun laughed, "I would like you to bleed today". As she said it, she used the needle to poke Zhao Yun on the shoulder. She was just joking around with Zhao, however, the small poke made Zhao bled a lot.
Zhao Yun cried, "No…"
Sun was really surprise and quickly moved to his side and helped him to cover up the bleeding point. But the scar keep bleeding and Zhao soon turned white. He looked at his crying wife and said, "I have never had a scar on the countless battle I have been to, but today I will die from a needle of my beloved wife, what a pity!" Then he died. Sun never guessed that one small joke could kill her husband, she regretted it very much and cried, "I killed my husband, I killed my husband ….. General, you are dead already, why would I want to live anymore?" So she used Zhao’s sword and killed herself.
When Luo Guanzhong wrote RTK, he thought Zhao Yun, as a brave general, should not die so plainly. If he wrote it in the book, it will not only blacken Zhao, but also will make the people blame Lady Sun, so he deleted this story.
huaxiong said:
DEAD FROM A NEEDLE
Stories and Folktales in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
How did Long-Winning General Zhao Yun die? It is said he was killed by his wife using a needle. Why would his wife want to kill him? Is it because his wife fell in love with another guy? No, they really love each other. So what is the reason?
Zhao’s wife’s name was Sun Ruan’er. She was very pretty, had a beautiful body, and was very outgoing. After she was married to Zhao, they often joked with each other. Zhao loved his wife also.
One time, Zhao went to a battle and did not come back until few months later. When he finally got back, his wife welcomed him. But after a while, Sun used a broom to swipe the floor. Suddenly, she used it to hit Zhao Yun and said, "How come you never return, you deserve it". Zhao Yun, on the other hand, was escaping the broom while he laughed, "Please stop, I will not do it again next time". After he pleaded a while, Lady Sun then stopped. From that time on, everytime when Zhao Yun got back, Sun would scold him badly and Zhao did not get angry at all. It is said that "hitting is a way showing close relation, and scolding is a way showing love."
One day, Zhao came back from the battlefield, Sun was very happy and heated the water so Zhao could take a bath. While she was sewing with a needle. Zhao took down his clothes and his skin was like a jade, smooth and shiny without a scar anywhere. Sun was very curious, "General, even with a jade, there is a scar somewhere, how come you don’t have any when you went to battle so many times?" Zhao was very proud, and said, "Because I have never lost a battle, and never had a scar, or why would people call me Long-Winning General?"
After Sun heard it, she smiled, "Really, you never lost a battle, I don’t believe it."
Zhao said, "Then what can make you believe it?"
Sun laughed, "I would like you to bleed today". As she said it, she used the needle to poke Zhao Yun on the shoulder. She was just joking around with Zhao, however, the small poke made Zhao bled a lot.
Zhao Yun cried, "No…"
Sun was really surprise and quickly moved to his side and helped him to cover up the bleeding point. But the scar keep bleeding and Zhao soon turned white. He looked at his crying wife and said, "I have never had a scar on the countless battle I have been to, but today I will die from a needle of my beloved wife, what a pity!" Then he died. Sun never guessed that one small joke could kill her husband, she regretted it very much and cried, "I killed my husband, I killed my husband ….. General, you are dead already, why would I want to live anymore?" So she used Zhao’s sword and killed herself.
When Luo Guanzhong wrote RTK, he thought Zhao Yun, as a brave general, should not die so plainly. If he wrote it in the book, it will not only blacken Zhao, but also will make the people blame Lady Sun, so he deleted this story.
I think, I have read this post before somewhere…. :D :-D :lol:
Ive heard that aswell,its funny in a way :evil:
I always actually thought that Yu Jin died in a sad way.
xiaoxiannu said:
huaxiong said:
DEAD FROM A NEEDLE
Stories and Folktales in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
How did Long-Winning General Zhao Yun die? It is said he was killed by his wife using a needle. Why would his wife want to kill him? Is it because his wife fell in love with another guy? No, they really love each other. So what is the reason?
Zhao’s wife’s name was Sun Ruan’er. She was very pretty, had a beautiful body, and was very outgoing. After she was married to Zhao, they often joked with each other. Zhao loved his wife also.
One time, Zhao went to a battle and did not come back until few months later. When he finally got back, his wife welcomed him. But after a while, Sun used a broom to swipe the floor. Suddenly, she used it to hit Zhao Yun and said, "How come you never return, you deserve it". Zhao Yun, on the other hand, was escaping the broom while he laughed, "Please stop, I will not do it again next time". After he pleaded a while, Lady Sun then stopped. From that time on, everytime when Zhao Yun got back, Sun would scold him badly and Zhao did not get angry at all. It is said that "hitting is a way showing close relation, and scolding is a way showing love."
One day, Zhao came back from the battlefield, Sun was very happy and heated the water so Zhao could take a bath. While she was sewing with a needle. Zhao took down his clothes and his skin was like a jade, smooth and shiny without a scar anywhere. Sun was very curious, "General, even with a jade, there is a scar somewhere, how come you don’t have any when you went to battle so many times?" Zhao was very proud, and said, "Because I have never lost a battle, and never had a scar, or why would people call me Long-Winning General?"
After Sun heard it, she smiled, "Really, you never lost a battle, I don’t believe it."
Zhao said, "Then what can make you believe it?"
Sun laughed, "I would like you to bleed today". As she said it, she used the needle to poke Zhao Yun on the shoulder. She was just joking around with Zhao, however, the small poke made Zhao bled a lot.
Zhao Yun cried, "No…"
Sun was really surprise and quickly moved to his side and helped him to cover up the bleeding point. But the scar keep bleeding and Zhao soon turned white. He looked at his crying wife and said, "I have never had a scar on the countless battle I have been to, but today I will die from a needle of my beloved wife, what a pity!" Then he died. Sun never guessed that one small joke could kill her husband, she regretted it very much and cried, "I killed my husband, I killed my husband ….. General, you are dead already, why would I want to live anymore?" So she used Zhao’s sword and killed herself.
When Luo Guanzhong wrote RTK, he thought Zhao Yun, as a brave general, should not die so plainly. If he wrote it in the book, it will not only blacken Zhao, but also will make the people blame Lady Sun, so he deleted this story.
I think, I have read this post before somewhere…. :D :-D :lol:
But at least I didn’t plagiarize, I quoted. :-D
huaxiong said:
thechieftain said:
Yeah there are some odd deaths in the book, I read the moss roberts abridged version, not sure if there are too many others but I assume they are mostly similiar.
Sima Zhao’s death is sickening.
About his death. It’s said that his eye popped out after some sort of organism was eating away at the sides and the vessels.
Cao Cao’s death along with Lu Meng was the creepiest.
I thought Liao Hua death was kind of sad. He lived to see the beginning and end of the Shu Empire, only to die en route to Jin from old age.
Wei Yan was sorta like Lu Bu. great strength but lacks Intellegence. but he was loyal. i guess people didnt like him because of his way of doing things.
Long Live 围堰 Wei Yan
In west Shuuuuu born and raised. on a battlefeild is where i spend most of my days.Battling killing all thoes fools when a couple of guys they where up to no good. started making trouble in my neighborhood. i got in 1 little duel and my mom got scared, and said ur moving with ur uncle and aunt to Wu Zhang Plains.I wistled for a carraige and when it came near he had on green with some dice in the rear.if anything i could say to this guy was where but i thought na forget it yo hommie to Wu Zhang.i pulled up to the castle about around 7 or 8 and i yelled to the carriage drive yo home smell ya later. look at my kingdom i was finally there. time to sit on my throne as the prince of Wu Zhang.
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